look at this fucked up bird
what the fuck
petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows
She was dangerous,
an accident waiting to happen.
And I was the one who took the fall.
To this very day
I still find shards of her
embedded in my skin.
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.